OPM - Heaven is a halfpipe
If
I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now heaven would be a DJ spinnin' dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin' back with Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring we just sit back and laugh at you
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now when most people think of heaven they see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer and there's a sign that says 'do not
skate'
So if you wanna come to my heaven well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome cause we got no gates or walls
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been callin fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
We'll be bustin Christ airs until we get to heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill I'm gonna twist out like
Mike McGill
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills
Heaven-heh-heh-heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man upon my back
Heaven is a halfpipe
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on Earth I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it
Method air judo air
I don't care no I don't care I don't care I don't care
